HIM Comment on Fun No. 3
WHO WOULD NOT CLAIM THIS? BUT TO CLAIM WITH GOOD ASSURANCE IN YOUR HEART THAT IT WILL COME TO PASS, MAKE THE PRAYER TO COME FROM YOUR MOUTH, WITH A BENDED KNEES BEFORE THE GOD OF HEAVEN. KNOW HIM FIRST FOR YOURSELF, AND START YOUR PRAYER RIGHT. THEREFORE START A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM, BY ASKING HIM TO COME INTO YOUR HEART AND DWELL.

HIM Comment on Fun No. 4-`waiting for the pastor...`

Oh!hoo!! But why take it on the pastor?
This could be a good lesson for those `faith-leaders` who are quick to `prophesy` to their congregation or an individual, what God did not send them to. Hatifmandu understands that, many churches today are materialistic , and so attract new members, or keep the old members through pronouncing on them, many material promises. They use fake `prophesis` of money, position, healing and end of barreness to convince the congregation to remain longer in the fold. Worst of all, these destructive churches drain out both the poor and the rich among them, by using all forms of tricks to collect money from them, promising them to reap a hundred times if they would give out to the church. As far as the Bible is concerned, the main responsibility of A LIVING CHURCH is that, the leaders should FEED THE FLOCK WITH THE PURE WORD OF GOD, for `freely they are given(the Word by God), and freely they should give out to the congregation/the world`. Basic means in the Bible for maintaining the Church of God, are through TITHING (the tenth part of an individual income to the church) and a FREE-WILL OFFERING. Free-will offering does not come through persuasion from the leader, it comes when an individual feels the Spirit of God talking to his conscience to do so. These could be once in three months, less or more.
HIM is blessed to belong to a Church that is concerned mainly for the Salvation of souls, in preparation to escape the Lake of Eternal Fire to come. There is no collection plate during or after any of our Meetings! Our Prophesis is THE WHOLE TRUTH THAT IS FOUND IN THE BIBLE, THE BOOK OF GOD.
However, it may please God to give unto some other churches, a prophetic utterances through the leaders of such churches, but first of all, they must be sure such utterances are from God. They would be sure they come from God, when they themselves would have already possessed The Holy Spirit of God through sin-forgiveness and holiness.
However again, each church member should endeavor to acquire too, The Spirit of God in him, Who will help him to reject a `prophesy` that does not confirm with the Word of God in the Bible! Once it conforms with the Word of God in the Bible, sooner or later, that child of God should believe that it will surely come to pass, and should not be wroth with the pastor who was only an instrument, used by God to prophesy it to the member. If the prophesy is delayed, the member and the pastor have the duty to go to God in prayer, because He might have had a good cause for delaying the answer. So boy, destroy your weapon of war, go home and pray!!

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HIM Comment on Fun No. 5..`Mama, I'VE FINALLY FOUND BOYFRIEND..`
Look at the drama above! We are not going into a very ellaborate topic about marriage, which could go on for an hour or more. But for the little space and time limit ahead of us, we are going very brief on it.
As you can interpret the picture above, this mother is not happy about the choice of the man that the daughter wants to marry. She had already set up her heart on the profession that her future-son-In-law should be in. Well, the daugter, who is actually the person that will live with this man untill `death-do-them-part`, has another frame of mind towards marriage. So, the mother will have to compromise with that after she would have come back from her `coma`.
Man and woman should come up with a marriage contract after they would have seriously prayed to God to choose him or her a rightful life partner. I would like to refer to the method adopted by the Church Organization that Mandu is a member. We are taught that a man, when he would have felt led by The Spirit of God to marry, should intensify his prayers for God to show him, or lead him to who his future wife is. First of all, that man must have prepared himself, through the riches of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, to be a good husband/man. For how can he look for a good woman to marry, when he himself is not a good person? How can he wish to marry a woman that will make him happy and gives him peace, when he himself is not a peaceful person? God is A PERFECT JUDGE, and it will not portray His True Image if He would join a good and peaceful woman, with a man that will be hurting her all day long after the marriage! God is always a Perfect MATCHER. If He joins a peaceful woman with a terrible man, it could be that, the woman herself has got some other bad character, although looking peaceful in the outside. God gives everybody often, what that person deserves. But for His Mercy, He does at times turn our hurt into gain, either for His glory, or for our good, if we would repent and learn the lesson He expects us to learn from the bad or evil the person had done.
So, after the man in search for a lady to marry would have prayed and God would have shown to him the lady to marry, he has to inform the Ministry(the pastor of the branch church) of his intentions. Our Church Organization strongly advises members to marry from the fold, so that there will be no disunity in their Doctrinal beliefs. For instance, if a man is our member who believes with us that, Sunday is set aside to worship God, and there should be no work outside the pleasure of God done that Day, or if the man should believe that, somebody can live a life free from sin 24/7 through the Power of God that dwells in him/her when his sins were forgiven; but the lady he wants to marry believes not in any of these, because those are not what she is taught in the church organisation she belongs to, don’t you think that is the beginning of their friction in the to-be-marriage? To aviod this, both of them should worship in the same Church, and should both have Jesus in their hearts.
Having said this, God is free to do whatever He wants to do at any given time. So, once in a while, He does point any of our men to a lady who is not from the same Church, for a reason best known to Him. And the marriage sometimes is fruitful and receives God’s blessing.
Now, when the Ministry would have been convinced that the man and the lady are truly right in the sight of God, that is, the man is not a divorcee, nor the woman (for the Bible forbids a divorcee, whose partner is still alive, to remarry. He or she can only re-marry if the other partner is dead), the man can now communicate his intention to the woman. It will then be the woman’s turn to confirm from God if the man is His choice for her. When she is satisfied, both the man and the woman can start courtship, but no sex involved until after their wedding. So, they must try their best to avoid sexual temptation at all times during the courtship. If the lady is the one in our church, and the man is not, the lady must make sure the man assures her that, he has got all that it takes to give her a happy and blessed home, where the fear of God will rule in their hearts and in their home to help each one of them deal with one another in honesty and with respect, until death-do-them-part! If the man comes with such intentions, surely God will reveal to the woman, but the woman has a difficult and long time to pray and find that out.
When all is going in the right direction, they can now fix a date to wed and settle down!! Do your best to acquire God's blessing over your marriage, and if it does not come out much as you expected, your conscience will be free that you laid the foundation RIGHT. And whatever is the situation, God will bring out something BEAUTIFUL out of it for you. God is a PERFECT JUDGE, WE SAY THIS AGAIN, and will NOT punish the righteous with the wicked!
How do you agree to the Doctrine in marriage as practised in the Church Organization where Mandu attends? You don’t have to go through this list one-by- one before you get married, but please ask God to put His fear in your heart and gives you the right attitude and the right intentions of getting married to her, before you ask a lady a hand in marriage, if you want a happy and lasting marriage, and if you want the blessing of God upon you. This applies to the woman too. If your intentions to contract a marriage with the man is not right, or you have no decent manner that constitudes a marriagable status, wait with prayers until God endues you with these. There are so many broken homes nowadays, some just after a few months of their wedding. This is very wrong, and even worse if the divorce or the separation has children involved. To breed a decent and happy communities, father and mother should get involved together in the up-bringging of their God-given children. Godly parents are the people to train their children, both by the godly life the live before the children, and by verberly leading them into doing what is right by the day. Teach them how to talk to God in Heaven. Take them to Church that will help them draw closer to God. Teach them how to respect their elders. Teach them how to live in peace with whoever they come in contact with, and let that begin from their home with their siblings. Restrict them from fighting with their sibling/s, and from frequent and unecessary quarrelling. The perfect way to teach them these, is by the same life you live before them, and by beginning these training as soon as they are born. For instance, if your few-months-old-baby cries all the time with great anger and punches the air with her tiny hands, tap on the hand a little bit and softly put it under control. Continue with that exercise as often as possible, until he grows up to notice that you do not encourage him to grow up with bitterness and rage in his heart. Some totlers are fond of smacking the mum when they are angry. Stop him immediately so that he does not grow up with violent life!
In conclusion, the Bible tells us that we `should train up a child in the way he should go, so that when he is old, he will not depart from it`. Don’t forget, the effective and most rewarding way of training a child(or of being a leader) is, TO FIRST OF ALL HAVE THAT SAME GOOD ATTITUDE IN YOU, DEMONSTRATING THESE BEAUTIFUL CHARACTERS YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN HAVE, OR THOSE YOU LEAD TO SHOW, BEFORE THEIR EYES. If they fail to do it as you do, they will be guilty of it, but you would have been cleared by God, that you had done what God expected of you. You will not lose your reward here nor in Heaven! Praise God!! Above all, don’t forget THE ARMOR OF PRAYER, SO DO THESE INCLUDING PRAYER.

HIM Comment on Fun No. 6..`The best way to predict the future..`
Now let's talk the language you will understand better. The quote(The best way to predict the future is to creat it) indicates that, everybody has a part to play in order to possess a beautiful future. If you want to acquire knowledge, you have to put yourself through the labour of LEARNING, from lower level to higher institution, and that early, if you want to start making use of it to aspire along with your age. If you have got a vision to be a tradesman and later establish on your own, you start early to prepare for it. So, you see, you can somehow `prophesy` what your future could look like in terms of occupation or employment! Even if it will really not trun out exactly as hoped for, at the least, the knowledge you acquire during and after the training/education, is sure to remain in you for use anytime. Knowledge hardly expires.

Let us look at this in the spiritual sense. The Bible lets us know that, WITHOUT VISION, THE PEOPLE PERISH. What should you hope for in life? The best should be that God, Who sees what is ahead of you even before you were born, should be your GUIDE AND INSTRUCTOR . Your vision then should be that, `whatever comes my way, ALL WILL BE WELL SOONER OR LATER`. God is a PERFECT Guide, and whilst He leads you(if you allow Him to), you cannot go wrong. Sometimes all Satan allows you to see, is all wrong and bad, but if you are sure God is on the LEAD, you can be sure too He knows where your good ending is and when.

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YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS HIM THAT BRINGS THIS UP ON THEIR RELIGIOUS
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS HIM THAT BRINGS THE BELOW ARTICLE UP ON THEIR RELIGIOUS WEBSITE. HMMMMMMM, BUT THERE IS A REASON, JUST BEAR WITH US AND LEARN FROM THE REASON/S. AS USUAL, WE GOT THIS ARTICLE FROM FACEBOOK. READ DOWN:

THINGS SEX CAN DO..
1. IT MAKES SOME PEOPLE RELIGIOUS BY SAYING:-Oh my God, yes Lord.
2. IT GIVES SOME PEOPLE THEIR FIRST MUSICAL LESSON:- Mmmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh, annnnnnh.
3. IT MAKES SOME PEOPLE NATURAL COACHES:- Fast, fasterrr!!!, yeah keep doing it, u are the best.
4. IT MAKES SOME PEOPLE ANNOUNCE THEIR OWN OBITUARY:- U are killing me, l'm dead, l'm finished, u will kill me ooooo..
5. MAKES SOME LADIES BECOME TERRORIST:- Destroy it, don't have any mercy, just tear it up, let me feel it.
6. OTHERS BECOME RESPECTFUL :- Daddy l love u, l promise okay, yes l will do anything for u my king.
7. MAKES SOME PEOPLE BECOME LOYAL:- Love u endlessly, u own my life....., am urs forever..... U are my world.
8. IT TURNS SOME LADIES BEGGAR'S:- Yeah please don't stop......, continue please......, give it to me......, please do it again.
9. SOME SPEAK IN TONGUES:- Mamamama, hahalahalahalaa, aaajoooo haaahaaa.
10. SOME START SPEAKING THEIR DIALECTS:- Aiwa shumba, enderere maita bass shumba....., shumba kani punnany....., do mi pal fa obo mi ya been.......
WHICH ONE DO U BELONG?.
MINE IS IN THE COMMENT BOX.

HIM COMMENT ON FUN1.

Sex, on it own is not a sin, unless it is performed by illegitimate couple, that is, couples who are not rightful ones before God to perform the sexual activities. Although in the beginning of the creation, God did not create Adam and Eve with the intention that they be engaged in any sexual relationship with one another, but when Adam and Eve disobeyed the commandment that God gave to them, that they should not eat of the tree that was in the middle of the Garden of Eden, when they still ate of it, their eyes were opened to know good and evil. Satan, in an attempt to persude Eve to sin against God and ate the forbidden fruit, told her that, God did not want them to be as wise as He is, that was the reason He forbade them to eat the fruit. Satan further told Eve that, their eyes would be opened when they ate the fruit, but he did not explain to them the consequences of that OPENING OF EYES. Satan must have known that, if much explanation would have been given to Eve(the direct person he deceived), might be Eve would have won over him and would not have eaten the fruit, nor would have persuaded the husband(Adam), to eat it. That is what Satan does to his would-be-servants, he tells his target man or woman what is sweet to hear, and he shows them what is pleasant in the eyes to look upon. He would not give man the details of the seemingly good thing he shows to him so that it would not reveal the consequences of the sin to commit. For instance, Satan will tell someone who is suffering from hunger or lack of an essential thing of life, satan will say, `look at the opportunity to steal that money or that food, and have your problem solved. The food, as you know is delicious, or the money can buy you enough food to satisfy your hunger`, Satan will say. But how about the details that should include the fact that, the person could be caught, beaten, disgraced and even be sent to prison. And if it is prisons' conditions such as are found in the third world countries, the person would find his condition far worse than when he was suffering from abject poverty. Even if the person ends up in a `luxurious` prison, and finally comes out after his term is over, the person may finally come out from the prison to have a life-record of `EX-PRISONER` OF A CRIME THAT IS SHAMEFUL TO BEAR. So also, Satan can show an open opportunity for a man or a woman to commit adultery or fornication, which could result in an unwanted pregnancy, sexual transmitted diseases, loveless marriages/broken homes, life-time guilt, sorrow, regrets, untrained/unhappy children as the result of what mummy and daddy exhibit before them daily, and above all, the judgement of God looming upon the head of an adulterer each day. Even after repentance of such sinner and turning away from such sin, the person might have gone too far that although God may forgive him or her, but the damage he or she has caused himself or herself during the period of this adultery, could remain for life and could be spoken in shame against him/her even after his death!To avoid the two sins mentioned here,(stealing and adultery-infact any manner of sin), God wants man to FEAR HIM, KNOW HIM AS MAN'S CREATOR WHO THEN IS ABLE TO DO ALL THINGS IN HEAVEN AND ON EARTH, INCLUDING PROVIDING FOR MAN'S NEEDS AT HIS OWN TIME, WHICH CAN NEVER BE A TOO LATE TIME. GOD WANTS MAN TO LOVE HIM AND ASK OF HIM WHAT HE WANTS, THROUGH PRAYER. GOD WANTS MAN TO OBEY HIS COMMANDMENTS, STARTING WITH A HEART DESPERATELY WANTING TO MAKE GOD HAPPY. When man gets to such a point, God would do all it takes to reveal the measures that will help man to live for Him, and He is sure to fulfill all His promises for a heart like this, including providing for that person's daily needs. When such needs are provided, God expects such a person to be THANKFUL TO HIM, TRUST HIM MORE FOR FUTURE PROVISION, BE CONTENTED WITH WHAT GOD HAS PROVIDED FOR HIM, SHARE THESE PROVISIONS WITH OTHERS, AS GOD WOULD DIRECT HIM TO SUCH PLACES/PEOPLE TO SHARE WITH, AND PRAY FOR GOD TO HELP HIM BE SATISFIED WITH HIS LASTING AND PERFECT GIFTS! LASTING AND PERFECT GIFTS CAN ONLY BE GOTTEN FROM GOD. God's perfect gifts includes a spouse that comes from Him. Therefore God expects a man or a woman, who is of the age to marry and wants to marry, God expects such a one to ask of Him, a woman(in the case of a man who wants to marry), that will make God happy in her character, and therefore will make the man happy as much as humanly posible in this world. God can give him a woman that he can faithfully love all the days of his life and be satisfied with her, with no desire to mess his home with extra-marital affairs. God can provide the man with a woman that will also be satisfied with him without looking elsewhere, feeling same way for him althrough her life on earth. Such woman will be to the man, as described in the Book of Genesis, when Adam woke up from sleep and saw the woman(Eve) that God made for him, and Adam said, ` THIS IS NOW THE BONE OF MY BONE, AND THE FLESH OF MY FLESH`. Adam and Eve were meant for each other, neat with each other, suitable for each other, because it was not another man's bone or flesh taken out to make the woman for Adam, but she was part of Adam's flesh and part of his bone. Any woman or man that wants such suitable partner, must obtain such from God, by ASKING GOD FOR SUCH IN PRAYER. If you get your partner from Satan, through your own trick or works, you may be marrying another man's or another woman's `bone of her/hisbone, and flesh of her/his flesh`. That is why one of the reasons that marriages nowadays are WEAK, LOVELESS, DISRESPECTFUL, AND UNHOLY, ENDING UP IN THE LEVEL OF DIVORCES THAT THE WORLD HAS NEVER KNOWN UNTIL NOW! A couple that is blessed with the type of Union that Adam and Eve had and remains in love until death `do them part`, is the couple that is entitled to enjoy sex with one another for life, too. We do not know much about the type of `revival` that can take place during sex, as described by the writter of the article above, and we do not believe in all the `grammar` that may take place during sex, as the article above says, but we do believe that sex can be an enjoyable exercise when conducted by happy couples and at the right time. And well, as human, some words or reactions can take place during such happy moment, we beleive too. Therefore, we want to use this privilage to examine the `presumed-sex-languge` above and see how some of the words could be interpreted into an `heavenly` language. We start with the first phrase above, which is, `OH MY GOD, YES LORD`. Some people do not call on the True God until they are in an emergency danger and they need help, for instance, just about to have an accident on the road, either when they are driving or walking or riding on a bike. But do you know that even at such times, whether the person truely believes that God can deliver him from such accident or not, by calling His Name, do you know that the mere mention of the Name of JESUS! or JESUS CHRIST! in emergency, CAN BRING DELIVERANCE THAT THE PERSON NEEDS? Yes, we do believe that MIGHTY NAME that His Apostle once called, and a man who was born lame from birth, was able to rise up and walked! We believe that God can Glorify His Son's Nmae, JESUS, and delivers the person who calls upon The Great name, from any danger. We believe that God can use such opportunity to INTRODUCE HIS SON AND HIS POWER, TO SUCH A PERSON, AND FROM THAT INTRODUCTION, THE PERSON CAN BE INTRODUCED TO GREATER DELIVERANCES THAT ARE IN THAT NAME, AND IN THE BLOOD THAT THE BEARER OF THE NAME ONCE SHED FOR SINNERS. If then this person will believe up to repenting, confessing his sins, and having the faith that God can use the Blood of Jesus to wash away his many sins, then the person will GAIN TO THE MAXIMUM FROM THAT ONE TIME MENTIONING OF THE NAME, JESUS, AND FROM THE INTRODUCTION THAT GOD MADE TO HIM THROUGH THE CALLING OF THE NAME, JESUS THAT FIRST TIME! So, you are blessed and free to CALL ON THE NAME OF THE LORD AND BE DELIVERED-FROM ALL EVILS! Numbers 4/5 on the article above: In everything you use your tongue to say, be a little cautious, and thoughtful, fearing the after effect of what you may say, even when you did not mean the words you speak. Words can be powerful beyond what you expected, so choose your words wisely to bring blessing to you and to the people/person that heard you! Numbers 6/7: Be careful of the promises you make, especailly when you are in NEED or as above, when you are overwhelmed in the height of any kind of pleasure or excitement/inspiration. These are tempting periods to promise or even make a vow you may never be able to pay. The result could be damaging to the person you made the promise to, or damaging to your reputation, trust and can cause you some guilt(for those whose conscience is still functioning and alive, and who still have regard for self-values. Many dont value themselves today, do not place any value on themselves anylonger, or care about the disgust others may look on their filthy life, and with a mockery eyes). For Christians, these times mentioned here, can make you offend God, Whom you are supposed to make such devoted statements ONLY, to. We dont believe any Bible Christian can comfortably use some of the words that are in the numbers 6/7, when making reference to a human being, irrespective of who such a person is, for example, `YOU ARE MY WORLD`, `YOU OWN MY LIFE`. While these words can spur love in the heart of the person whom these words are being spoken to(provided it comes from the heart of the speaker), these words can also provoke The Giver of Life-God, and take out the HONOR that should be given to Him at all times, in words and particuly in deeds. Number 9: The word, `SPEAKING IN TONGUES`, is Biblical words that signifies the PRESENCE OF THE HOLY SPIRIT IN THE LIFE OF A PERSON. So, that word is to be REFERENCED at all times, and should not be used casually. This last point is for the person who composed the article above, and for anyone who may be tempted to use the phrase jokingly and casually in the future. There is no doubt that Satan has counterfieted both the meaning of `SPEAKING IN TONGUES` and the EXPERIENCE that the person who `SPEAKS IN TONGUES`, should have before speaking in THE TONGUE. Any body who claims to be a Christian, but SPEAKS IN TONGUES whilst still in his sins, is deceiving himself or herself.. Before the disciples of Jesus Christ, who were the first to receive this Christian Experience, SPOKE IN TONGUES, they were freed from their life of SIN, they were born-again. They were SACTIFIED, the Bible says that, Jesus prayed for their SANCTIFICATION(the removal of the root of sin, the Adamic Nature, still through the Blood that Jesus shed from the foundation of the earth). That made the disciples of that time, HOLY, and the EXPERIENCE of BAPTISM OF THE HOLY GHOST AND FIRE WAS PROMISED THEM JUST BEFORE JESUS RETURNED TO HEAVEN. They were told to tarry in Jerusalem in the Upper Room, until The Holy Ghost would Descend upon them, EMPOWERING THEM TO WORK PROFITABLY FOR GOD AND FOR THE COURSE OF THE KINGDOM OF GOD. Therefore, the SPEAKING IN TONGUES , IS ONLY A SIGN to the unlookers, or those around, THAT THE PERSON SPEAKING IN TONGUES, IS WITH THE OVERFLOWING PRESENCE OF THE HOLY GHOST IN HIS OR IN HER LIFE. It is a sign that such a person is QUALIFIED to preach the Gospel of Jeus Christ to all nations of the world, or to carry out major SERVICES IN THE HOUSE OF GOD OR OUTSIDE THE CHURCH, AS THE HOLY GHOST IN HIM OR IN HER WILL LEAD HIM OR HER TO DO OR TO GO!

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